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I fucking hate these kids who won’t give KPOP a try because it’s not in English

kpophpfan:

(via ohheyitsjaz)

What kpop did to me (part 2)

• Complimenting a girl: NOONA NEOMU YEPPEO
• Going crazy: I LOST MY MIND~
• Getting jealous: DON'T TOUCH MY GIRL!
• Seeing bubbles: BUBBLE BUBBLE BUBBLE POP
• Thinks I'm pretty: I'M SO HOT, NAN NEOMU YEPPEOYO
• Sweeping the floor: BONAMANA BONAMANA BONAMANA BONAMANA
• House is burning: YOU GOT THE FIRE ASHKAGDAK KOONG KOONG YOU GOTTA DROP IT LIKE ITS HOT
• Forgot to type U: I'M GONNA BE OKAY, BABY WITHOUT U
• Sees a hot guy: OH MA BOY~, OH MA BOY~ BABY~
• Bad breath: HER WHISPER IS THE LUCIFER
• Someone tries to stop you: CAN'T NOBODY HOLD US DOWN
• Feeling lazy: I'M A LAZY GIRL
• Ringing the doorbell: RING DING DONG RING DING DONG RING DIGIDING DIGIDING DING DING
• Lonely: BABY I'M SO LONELY LONELY LONELY LONELY LONELY
• Got touched by something: YOU TOUCH MY HEART BABY TOUCH TOUCH
• Looking for fiction books: FICTION FICTION ONEULDO OH FICTION